CFOG's PIP, May 1988, Volume 7 No. 3, Whole No. 65, page 47

As a special witness to The President's War on DOS Committee, Bill the Cat reveals his sordid past

"At first, I just did it on weekends, with my friends, you know? We never wanted to hurt anyone. The girls loved it. We'd all sit around the computer and do a little DOS. It was just a kick. At least that's what we thought. Then it got worse.

It got so I'd have to do some DOS during the weekdays. After a while I couldn't even wake up in the morning without having that crave to go do DOS. Then it started affecting my job. I would just have to do it during my break. Maybe a Mode command or two. I eventually started doing DOS just to get through the day. Of course, it screwed up my mind so much that I couldn't even function as a normal cat. DOS got me fired from my job.

I'm lucky today. I've overcome my DOS problem. It wasn't easy. If you're smart, just don't start. Remember, if a weirdo in a blue suit offers you some DOS, just say no.

MSDOS...
Just Say No

A special message brought to you by The President's War on DOS Committee. © 1987